Woe to thee, ignorance, thou shalt tremble. Woe to thee, solemnity, thou shalt flee. Read, wisdom, and profit withall.

"If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things one way or the other. But here's the point I'm trying to make: Corn on the cob is good, isn't it."
- Jack Handey

"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."
-Oscar Wilde

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
- Jack Handey

A penny saved is a penny earned. Likewise, a penny spent is a penny earned.

 - Marty

"Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind."
- Jack Handey

"For every act there are two reasons: a good reason, and the real reason."
- J. P. Morgan

 

"I am the wisest man in Athens because I know I don't know. I am only singularly ignorant. The rest of the citizens are twice ignorant. They think they know, but they still don't know."
- Plato

 

 

"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)